Showing posts with label Barbara Steele. Show all posts
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VIDEO REVIEW: Black Sunday

Sunday, October 27, 2013

ALL THE COLORS: The Pit and the Pendulum


















REVIEW: The Pit and the Pendulum


The Pit and the Pendulum
Director: Roger Corman
Year 1961

The Pit and the Pendulum is a gothically infused classic, headlined by the master of the genre Vincent Price. Affectionately directed by the king of the B-movies himself Roger Corman, this demented little gem fosters a tremendous amount of atmosphere and mood as it slowly unwinds a most twisted of tales. Classically portrayed and outstandingly performed, The Pit and the Pendulum is a wild mystery driven horror film which only seems to get better with age.

The film follows London resident Francis Barnard as he travels to Spain to investigate the mysterious death of his sister Elizabeth at her former home in Medina castle. Upon arrival he is met by the lord of the estate, Nicholas Medina, and his sister Catherine. Immediately he senses that not everything is as it seems, as slowly the truth begins to reveal itself on the strange circumstances that led to Elizabeth's bizarre death. Who is to blame for the twisted demise of his sister and what is the unsettling secret hidden behind the storied history of Medina castle?


The legend of the screen Vincent Price takes on the role of Don Medina, the now widowed husband of a dead bride. Haunted and heartbroken, Price does an excellent job in bringing the tragic character of Nicholas Medina to life. His woeful manner and melodramatic mannerisms speak volumes within this theatrical like cinematic world. His performance hangs heavy on the movie, producing a sour atmosphere that is wholly affective in infecting the entire production in its dire and foreboding mood. The visual depiction of depression, Price milks the screen for all its worth, taking ample time in showing us just why he is the undisputed king of the horror genre. With sympathy and a tremendous dose of talent, he sways our hearts and captures our imagination while headlining this most wondrous of gothic tales.

John Kerr takes up the task of playing the suspicious and truth-seeking brother, Francis Barnard, who is determined to find the real reason behind his sister's death. Kerr is admirable in the role, injecting enough hard-nosed talent and hero-esque qualities into the mix to make for a formidable presence in the film. Luana Anders also does a great job in making her presence known, as the soft spoken sister of the troubled Don Medina. Extremely sympathetic and completely wholesome, Anders sells the validity of the character. Another respectable addition to the cast is Antony Carbone as Doctor Charles Leon. He plays both a trustworthy and loathsome sided character, as we are privy to his manipulative nature and opportunistic plans. The duality of his role is rather interesting and Carbone does a fine job with the task. Lastly is the horror icon Barbara Steele who plays a small role in the production as Elizabeth Medina. Central to the plot of the film, Steele does a miraculous job projecting that otherworldly, ghostlike presence. A tone that is so important to the overall atmosphere of the film. Her short-lived appearance in the movie works wonders, and she looks as beautiful as ever.


As for the look and feel of The Pit and the Pendulum, everything is top notch in its gothic debauchery. Cold dark corridors, candle lit rooms, and secret foreboding passageways, are all contained within a fog covered castle on the cliffs of a roaring ocean. It's as gothic as they come and director Roger Corman makes great efforts in gifting us with enough moody imagery that it takes on a life of its own. Focused discerningly on telling a most mysterious ghost story, Corman administers a heavy dose of cryptic settings, lavish locations, and extremely unsettling scenarios to tell his twisted tale of revenge, murder, and above all deception. It's a classic mystery set-up with a wild payoff, and Corman knows exactly how to pull you in to the fray.

The added history of the castle and the ultimately intoxicating look of the expansive estate and its inner trappings are delightfully laid out before our eyes in bold splendor. In interesting fashion, Corman abruptly and frequently splashes color across a few sequences of the film, serving up wild portions of eye candy that truly delight. The change of saturation from the mostly muted colors helps to emphasis the wild schizophrenic nature that the film inflicts on the viewer. As we delve into the madness of the Medina family and figure out their long lost secrets and sordid past, we are greeted by flashes of fluorescent hues and vividly brash colors, which function to enhance the moment and add to the emotional impact of the sequence. This all eventually gels perfectly with the climactic finish that is both heart-racing and tense as the titular pendulum finally comes into play and we see how truly demented the film is underneath. This device is a cinematic wonder, and the tension that builds up during the final sequence of the film is quite powerful. All in all, The Pit and the Pendulum is a fantastically atmospheric gem that truly stands the test of time.


The Pit and the Pendulum is a wickedly fun ride full of mystery, murder, and an abundance of intrigue. Lensed in that gothic style that truly revels in heavy atmosphere and morbid tone, this unique and stylish gem is without a doubt a real winner. Focused on telling an unsettling ghost story with a few twists, the narrative slowly begins to unravel revealing revelation after revelation, until we are met with a most unusual and unexpected conclusion that genuinely comes out of left field.

Performed with great urgency and expressive flair, the cast does an exceptionally good job, specifically Vincent Price as the overtly melancholy and extremely disturbed Don Medina. In true noteworthy fashion, Price defines the mood of the production, never letting go for a second as he steals the limelight from the cast and truly owns the film. Supported by exceptionally realized sets and outstandingly vivid locations, The Pit and the Pendulum is an obsessively moody piece that never drops the ball as it tells its haunted tale of lost love, deadly regrets, and deceitful truths. This flick is made for October viewing and it will generate the perfect amount of atmosphere for a devilishly great Halloween night. Classic in all aspects of the word, this is one horror film that is.....


Couldn't you have dropped me off a little closer to the castle asshole?

I apologize for the hat in advance.

Don't break wind in Vincent Price's castle.

Even in portrait form, Vincent Price is badass!

Take it easy there you poll hugging freak.

What the hell are you looking at?

Just put the ascot on you ass!

Vincent Price is a cry baby.

Gothic Staring Contest..... GO!

Are you trying to get crazy with Vincent? Don't you know he's loco!

Peek a boo you fucks you!

Oh take it easy you big baby!

How about a little off the top?

Let me out of here! I have to go we we!

Watch that first step.... It's a doozy!

Barbara Steele is one hot iron maiden!

Monday, August 12, 2013

i SPY EUROSPY: Le monocle rit jaune


Le monocle rit jaune
Director: Georges Lautner
Year 1964

Le monocle rit jaune, AKA The Monocle, is a beautifully filmed and exceptionally silly Eurospy production, which makes outstanding use of its picturesque locations and stark photography. Delving deep into farcical territory and relishing every minute of it, this unusual espionage outing doesn't shy away from the more outlandish elements of the genre, yet embraces it with open arms. Centralized over its eccentric main character and the wacky antics that he gets himself into, The Monocle is without a doubt an exceedingly unique spy entry, one that allows the fun to take over the proceedings and never let go.

It appears that a gang of Asian terrorists have mounted a destructive campaign against world factions who are conducting nuclear research and it is up to French agent Major Theobald Dromard, AKA The Monocle, to bring the bad guys to justice. Flying into Hong Kong, it is up to Dromard, his trusty side kick Poussin, and a handful of unlikely allies, to stop the terrorists and keep safe an American nuclear aircraft carrier that just so happens to be coming into port. With time quickly running out and no trails to follow, can Dromard track down the culprits amidst this clashing of cultures?


Paul Meurisse takes on the role of Theobald Dromard, the unorthodox secret agent who always seems to come out on top. This is the third time that Meurisse has donned the role and I must say that it seems at this point that he really owns the character. I've unfortunately never had the chance to see his previous efforts with the role, but from what I've witnessed in The Monocle, I've made it a priority to hunt down the other two films. His interpretation of a secret agent is as loopy as they come, and it is in this parody infused approach that makes his performance so enjoyable. His actions, smart quips, and running commentary are wildly off the wall and most often entirely off the subject. He even has his own unique way of firing his gun, which proves hilariously to be one hundred percent effective in even the most improbable situations. Meurisse's contributions to the film and the character are among the productions most valuable and effective assets, and it is one that is never left untapped.

Aside from Dromard, the film is also brimming with other interesting and unusual characters. Robert Dalban plays the trusty assistant Poussin, who's hardened looks and drab personality make for a contrasting presence against Dromard's more light heartened nature. Olivier Despax also contributes to the film as Frederic, the young associate who's itching for a piece of the action. As for the feminine touch of the film, the bragging rights go to the legendary horror queen Barbara Steele who portrays the lovely and mysterious Valerie. To my knowledge this is the only spy feature that Steele has been involved in, and I must say it was a nice and unexpected surprise, for the genre suits her. Rounding out the rest of the cast is an assortment of wacky characters that come and go like the wind, but always leave a lasting impression on the overall outlandish nature of the film.


The locations of Hong Kong and Macao are expertly lensed by director Georges Lautner, who also happened to film the first two Monocle entries starring Paul Meurisse. His eye for beautiful imagery is put to the test, as we are given some breathtaking views of this exotic and magical land. Each and every frame is composed with unbridled care, giving a stark contrast against the carefree nature of the film and its characters. The stand out locations of the movie have got to be the harbor scenes, the bustling streets of Hong Kong, and the rundown chapel on top of a hill where Dromard has a most exciting shoot out. In all of these instances the black and white photography shines, making for a fun film that is easy on the eyes and picturesquely perfect.

As for the wacky antics of the film, the moments are aplenty. Dromard's shooting skills for starters are a trip, as he takes on multiple bad guys with ease, even going as far as to taking out two henchmen with one bullet. The guy is a wonder! There is also a completely unforgettable sequence that shows Dromard and friends being attacked by a group of Hong Kong gangsters and a restaurant, who proceed to pull off a dance number in slow motion like they just jumped straight out of West Side Story. It's unbelievably random and completely out of place, but the strangeness of the moment is just so remarkably hypnotizing that it simply feels right. There are a number of instances in the film that capture this kind of magically obscure wonder, and for that alone I highly recommend it. It is a film that is hard to categorize, because it straddles such an odd line between action/espionage and comedy, but it is an unusual concoction that is so unbelievably watchable.


Le monocle rit jaune is a sensationally fun flick that essentially predates the typical Eurospy movie, yet seems to be the stepping stone for what the genre would eventually become in its later years. Entertaining, lighthearted, and full of surprising action, The Monocle is without a doubt a wacky sort of film, one that wears its heart on its sleeve and never apologizes for it. From its beautiful photography and its classic black and white imagery, it's not easy to dismiss the production's visionary prowess.

Paul Meurisse gives an outstanding performance as the comical secret agent Theobald Dromard and his eccentric mannerisms and essential screen presence is a valued asset to the movie's lasting appeal. The same can be said for Robert Dalban, Barbara Steele, and the rest of the cast, as they all bring in outstandingly succinct performances that cater to their various strengths. Essentially it is the film's incessant nature to go against the grain and never tread familiar ground that really makes it such an enjoyable ride. There is always something that happens in the story that spins you for a loop, making you question what will happen next. It is the spontaneous personality of the movie that really makes it a special gem, and it is an aspect of the production that is wholly embraced by its film crew. Unique and unbridled to the last, The Monocle is a film that engages the viewer in multiple ways, yet it always is focused on putting on one hell of an entertaining show. Le monocle rit jaune is.....


Will you guys stop talking! Some people are trying to watch the movie!

Looks like someone is ready to get their Barbara Steele autograph.

How about no smoking in my car A-hole.

No one was impressed with his ceramic pottery making skills.

It's raining men! Hallelujah it's raining men!

Weeeeeeee!!!!!

That's right! You woo the shit out of her Dromard!

You chumps got a staring problem?

Paul Meurisse looks like he just stepped off the set of a biblical epic.

How dare you read such smut in front of Barbara Steele!

The name's Dromard.... Theobald Dromard.

And so the dance battle begins.... I shit you not!

I think I forgot to turn off the oven.

She totally pulls off the Jambi look.

Reservoir Dogs eat your heart out!

This show is hilarious! See! This guy likes it!

Don't mess with Mr. Peanut and his posse.

I'm turning Chinese, I think I'm turning Chinese... I really think so!