WHAT THE HELL HAVE I BEEN DOING: Cottage Chaos 2012 Intro

Hey everyone I'm back again with another yearly update on that crazy weekend bash known as Cottage Chaos.

If you're new to the site or haven't been paying attention, Cottage Chaos is a once a year event where my friends and I head out to a lake town, raise hell, and let loose. To have proof of our idiocy, we film the entire thing and I edit all the random and asinine footage into one surprisingly coherent and hyper-stylized home video.

With this being our 9th year of Chaos, we decided to go with the old tried and true theme of 80's rockers and the results were nothing less than spectacular. We even went as far as inventing a fictional band for our collaboration of assholes and weirdos, and we named it Thunder Crotch! Here's a few images of promotional artwork that I've recently completed, which will go into the design of the DVD and its supplemental material.

I know what you're thinking.... we've got way too much time on our hands, but the truth is we're all sick in the head. Just look at these sweet 80's glamour shots of the main core of participants. FREAKS!

SCARY!

Well, let me get into the real reason why I'm updating you and that is that I've just wrapped up the intro for 2012's entry and thought I'd let you all experience the Chaos for yourself... in shortened form that is. WARNING (as always)...... Chaos ahead. Enjoy!


Cottage Chaos 2012 Intro by jayskitstar

TRAILER: Kill Kringle Kill

Hey everyone, I've got some more Trailer Obscura goodies for you to munch on. This time it's a Christmas themed slasher flick called Kill Kringle Kill. It's the sequel to last years Tis the Season to be DEAD, and follows the crazy and psychotic holiday hating Henry Kringle as he starts out on yet another, blood filled massacre.

As usual, there's no shortage of camp and the thing is played out like a grindhouse feature with trash, grunge, and all. Let's not delay this train wreck any longer. Check it out for yourself and feel the holiday horror of.... Kill Kringle Kill!


Kill Kringle Kill Trailer by jayskitstar

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I BEEN DOING: Kill Kringle Kill

So what's new with my world outside of the blogging stratosphere? Well the answer to that question would be that I've been working on my latest Trailer Obscura project, Kill Kringle Kill.

The Christmas themed faux trailer is the sequel to last year's killer Santa flick, Tis The Season To Be Dead. I've been filming and editing the trailer together for the past week and only have a few more key scenes to go. Here's a small little preview of what you have in-store when the main attraction hits later this month. Enjoy and stay tuned.

The scumbag beginning titles.

Mother of god, I'm coming apart!

My most prized possessions, earmuffs.

Santa.... you creep!

I'm freaking out. I'M FREAKING OUT!

The special effects are top notch!

Just say no to drugs kids.

Scott unveils his inner dirt-bag.

Mike AKA The Stoned Axl Rose.

Douchebags in the mist.

Doc sports a pretty sweet blonde mullet.

Ho, Ho, Ho, here I go!

The surprise.

Take this you naughty bastard!

The kill.

I think I might be mentally unstable.

Henry Kringle walks the lonely walk of loneliness.

Look at this tough guy.

Santa as he takes his midnight stroll.

Someone's gonna get CUT!

That's one pissed off Santa Clause.

Mike and Doc prove that sledding isn't always the safest thing in the world.

What a CREEP.

The victorious Santa!

FUN, KRINGLE, FUN