Showing posts with label Fernando Cerchio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fernando Cerchio. Show all posts

Thursday, January 31, 2013

REVIEW: The Mark of Kriminal



The Mark of Kriminal
Director: Fernando Cerchio & Nando Cicero
Year 1968

The Mark of Kriminal is the second and last entry in the Kriminal caper series, featuring a mysterious masked thief named Kriminal who is as cunning as he is debonair. Based on a comic strip of the same name, the film takes place almost directly after the events in the first film, which concluded with the capture of Kriminal, yet it introduces us to the fact that you just can't keep a good criminal down as the master thief is back to his old tricks again. Shot in the same fun and vibrant style as the original, this enjoyable sequel globe-trots from London, to Spain, and to Lebanon, while maintaining enough twists and turns in the narrative to make it a worthy successor to Umberto Lenzi's 1966 effort.

The film follows the exploits of Kriminal as he comes into possession of a Buddha figurine that houses a portion of a treasure map. The quarry of this map just so happens to be a hidden collection of famous paintings made by Goya and Rembrandt, and Kriminal aims to retrieve them by any means necessary. Trouble is that there are two more missing pieces to the map, which are also hidden away inside two other Buddha statues and its up to Kriminal to hunt down the remaining few before anyone else learns of his schemes. Hot on his trail is Inspector Milton, who has not given up his fevered pursuit in bringing Kriminal to justice, while a new foe enters the picture in the form of the vivacious Mara Gitan, a fellow treasure hunter and opportunistic femme fatale who matches Kriminal's moves at every turn. Who will recover the priceless works of art is anyone’s guess, but it's sure to be an entertaining and fun-filled ride.


Glenn Saxson reprises his role as the titular master thief and it seems as if he is rather comfortable with the character in this entry. Though I thoroughly enjoyed his portrayal in the first film, I feel that he brings a bit more personality this time around, allowing for his wit and ingenuity to take center stage. There's no doubt about it, Kriminal is one sly son of a bitch, and Saxson milks this for all its worth. The enormously suave personality of his character is larger than life, showcasing enough charm and charisma that you'd think you stumbled onto a long lost Eurospy gem. One things for certain, Glenn Saxson owns the role of Kriminal for all its worth and after his tremendous efforts in both the original 1966 production and The Mark of Kriminal, he's solidified his position as the ultimate cinematic iteration of the character.

Accompanying Saxson on this wild caper is Helga Line, as she takes on the role of Mara Gitan the sexy seductress who shapes up to be Kriminal's equal. Helga is no stranger to the world of Kriminal, for she played a double role in the 1966 entry as both Inge and Trude, twin sisters who cross paths with Kriminal. In this film her character takes a drastic turn from those other iterations, as she plays more of a thorn in the side of the title character. As dangerous and conniving as she is beautiful, Helga's Mara Gitan character is a sly and illusive one, willing to do all and anything in order to obtain her end goal. The interactions between herself and Saxson are astoundingly fun and it's enthralling to watch the pair lie and cheat their way to the riches, as they vie for position against each other. As always, Helga is a vision to behold and the film gives her ample opportunity in showing off her fashion sense with her various outfits and sometimes lack there of. I've always been a fan of her work ever since I first caught her in The Loreley's Grasp, and in this production she absolutely shines.


As with the first Kriminal film, the movie is filled to the brim with wacky antics and interesting capers. Many of these whimsical moments are provided by the character of Inspector Milton, played by Andrea Bosic. Bosic reprises his role from the original film, bringing that same energized and persistent approach that made his character so enjoyable the first time around. In The Mark of Kriminal, his main antics are centered around the fact that he is engaged to wed and his personal vendetta against Kriminal keeps getting in the way of his wedding day. With a number of memorable moments involving a fiery bride berating him for keeping up this foolhardy quest in bringing Kriminal to justice, Bosic establishes that central thematic arc that was prevalent in the original film while branching out as the movie moves along into rather unexpected territories. His performance in this film is a real treat and I enjoyed every minute of it.

Of course Andrea Bosic isn't the only reason this film is so madcap. The most enjoyable aspects of this production can be attributed to Glenn Saxson's performance and the wild adventures that he gets himself into. From scaring old women to death and then collecting their insurance money, to electrocuting his former lover right before she is about to poison him, to framing a handsome single young man as Kriminal, to basically being an all around cocky sure-headed scoundrel, this film is a roller coaster in depicting the wild nature of Kriminal's world and more-so his questionable persona. You really have to give it up to the filmmakers for injecting this entry with the same wicked wit and charm that the original had, while still being able to maintain the fun-filled nature that Kriminal encompasses. The Mark of Kriminal has definitely got the goods and then some, so don't let it pass you by.


The Mark of Kriminal is an Italian caper which takes all of the aspects that made the original film so enjoyable, and adds to the formula in some rather stupendous ways. By bringing back Glenn Saxson for the title role and also snagging another opportunity to place Mara Gitan in the world of Kriminal, the filmmakers cemented their success with exquisite precision. Saxson knocks the character out of the park, while Helga spices up the proceedings with her undeniable allure and sexy swagger, making for a cinematic pairing that is absolute bliss. Andrea Bosic is also another returning asset to the production that really adds a great deal of energy to the film.

As for the overall story of The Mark of Kriminal, the treasure hunt mystery is one that will keep you guessing as the story gradually unfolds. In between this globe trotting journey, we are given countless opportunities to see Kriminal in action both in the living flesh and behind the iconic mask. Not only that, but Kriminal has a wild collection of ridiculously fashioned disguises that have to be seen to be believed. What really takes the cake in this production is the utterly, out of left field, ending that literally side-swipes you and pulls the rug out from under you. It's wild and abrupt, but it succinctly puts an end to the proceedings in the most unusual of ways and I'm willing to bet it will get a chuckle out of most who view it. If you're looking for a good time and you thoroughly enjoyed the original Kriminal film, then give this one a go. The Mark of Kriminal is an.....


That's right Kriminal! Get you some!

Kriminal says.... "Cry me a river". What a bastard!

Lady, your hat is almost as stupid as my fake mustache.

I'm giving you a casual middle-finger. Kriminal you bastard!

Sweet Sassafras!!!!

Careful with that Buddha statue you stupid shit!

Ever have sex with a masked weirdo?

What are you looking at four-eyes?

Please don't look at me when I sip my tea.

So is that weird little man with the fez still watching us?

Holy Mary mother of GOD! It's Helga!

Get your feet off of the table you savage!

I think we took a wrong turn. This place is a shithole.

Now that's one hot bookworm.

Talk about the Iron Chic!

Watch the road asshole!

Nobody leaves Helga Line handcuffed to a jeep.... NOBODY!

Let me tell you something buddy.... I'm the MAN!

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

i SPY EUROSPY: Top Secret

Top Secret
Director: Fernando Cerchio
Year 1967
 
Top Secret is a remarkably fun Eurospy film that features super spy Gordon Scott mixing it up with a slew of gorgeous women, one of them being a secret agent herself who turns out to be quite a match for the debonair spy. The twists and turns are frantic, and the playful competition between the two spies makes the film a very entertaining and surprising ride. With two super spies in one movie, how could you go wrong?
 
The movie sets the stage when a man escapes from a Russian prison and then from a United States embassy, taking with him some very important top secret information from both sides. With tensions between the United States and Russia at a fevered pitch, each nation assigns a secret agent to the job of hunting down the man and retrieving the secrets that he might let spill out to their respective enemies. The Americans send the suave agent John Sutton to solve the case, while the Russians send their own secret weapon. Sandra Dubois. She’s a sexy femme fatale that just so happens to be Sutton’s one and only weakness. Will John Sutton be able to fight temptation and stick to the case at hand, or will he let his attraction to the opposite sex get the better of him in this wacky spy entry? What follows is a series of fun filled events that have both John Sutton and Sandra Dubois tracking the globe in search of the man behind this diabolical plot, while double crossing each other every step of the way.

Gordon Scott plays the role of John Sutton, the charismatic agent that can get out of any situation no matter how impossible. Scott provides the much needed cocky persona and physical build to pull off Agent Sutton and along with these two traits, he also adds a good deal of comedic moments to his character. Having only appeared in one other Eurospy film, Danger! Death Ray, Scott isn’t as much of a veteran actor of the sub genre of spy films as his other secret agent counterparts, but you wouldn’t know if from his performances. In each film he brings a solid and entertaining character to life, one that is both competent with the athleticism that is required for the role plus he’s also able to balance that with delivering an equally charismatic and engaging agent. Without a doubt, if he would have continued acting in films after Top Secret, he would have made some damn fine Eurospy flicks because the man really owned the genre for the short time he participated in it.
 
Last but definitely not least, of this double-decker secret agent sandwich, is Magda Konopka, who plays the sexy and vivacious Sandra Dubois. It’s refreshing to see a female character in these types of flicks, which can keep up with the male protagonist in everything that they do, plus look damn good in the process. Magda gives her Russian spy a thoughtful and intelligent disposition, always seeming to come out on top and thwart the opposition at every turn. What is also interesting about her role is that we aren’t really sure whose side she is on throughout the movie. We are never really clear on whom she is working for or if she is in cahoots with the bad guys. This uncertainty gives her character an extra jolt, one that sparks across the screen every time she comes on. In reality she doesn’t need that extra spark because Magda Konopka is just gorgeous, with a natural beauty that is absolutely stunning to witness. She belongs in this kind of genre and her role in this film is so essential in bringing about something new in the Eurospy world. The playful spy games that Agent Dubois and Agent Sutton play with each other is what makes this film so much damn fun.

Speaking of espionage games, there are tons of it. Gordon Scott’s Sutton character seems to get the worst of these playful tussles, always ending up covered in suet or disheveled beyond belief. It’s actually rather comical to see what appears to be a leading man in a spy film, being run through the mud and beaten at every turn by a sneaky femme fatale who seems determined to steal this film right out from under him. It’s a concept that hasn’t really been explored in a Eurospy film before, aside from maybe Dick Smart 2.007, but this film handles this undiscovered frontier in expertise fashion. Scott and Konopka are wonderful together and they match each other in both looks and physical abilities. The chemistry is perfect between the two and you can see why they were both chosen for their separate roles.

The tug of war between the two stars is what makes this film so memorable and unique. There are often times in the movie where you are wondering just who is the real main character of the piece. Both actors are given an equal amount of screen time, with possibly Scott receiving an extra bit of attention. Be that as it may, both actors are prominently featured and the interactions between the two make for a confusing, yet highly enjoyable spy filled ride. I absolutely loved the concept of the dueling spies and the fact that both actors looked so damn good in their roles was an added bonus. How these two accomplished actors never found themselves back in the genre of Eurospy is beyond me, but I’m glad that they were able to exist in this underappreciated film for just this short enjoyable moment in time.

Top Secret is a film that rejects the formula of the genre just enough, that it forges a new path that sets it apart from the rest of the pack. With two agents battling over supremacy of who the true star of the film is, it makes for an interesting premise and sets up some wildly entertaining moments. Both Gordon Scott and Magda Konopka are wonderful in their roles with each looking picture perfect as the dueling secret agents.
 
It’s hard to stand out in this genre, but Top Secret really does break the mold a bit in quite a few departments. With a solid story and engaging acting, I put this one high up on the list of enjoyable Eurospy flicks. You should really give it a chance and check it out, even if it is just to see two fine actors dip their feet into the Eurospy pond. Top Secret is…..

The name's John Sutton, now prepare to die.

I like Superman.

I'd like to order the breast... I mean CHICKEN BREAST!

The name's Sandra Dubois, now prepare to die.

Oh no! She's using the puppy dog face! Sex is inevitable!

Gordon Scott you old smoothy you.

Shhhhh. I'm spying on naked chicks.

That shovel is for digging me a new rose garden mister.
Not for you to go on a mad killing spree.

Chim Chimney... Chim Chimney... Chim Chim Cher-oo!

Mister... you make one ugly nun!

Sutton! Get off your ass and get back to work!

Gordon Scott gets a kick out of reading fan mail.

Try getting out of this situation Houdini.

Well zippity do dah! The gangs all here.

Not the best place to park, but who am I to judge.

Rest honey. It appears that your sexiness has tuckered you out.

Thumbs up if you think this film rocked.

So can we have sex? You bet your ass we can!



Tuesday, March 6, 2012